PLAYER CHARACTERS
NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS
  • Barlak

    Barlak

    Runs the pizza shop. Unimportant. Nice name.
     
  • Charon

    Charon

    He is a freelancer.
     
  • Darren the Woodsman

    Darren the Woodsman

    His upward trajectory of success in this game surely means he survived ... right?
     
  • Estefano Hagaley

    Estefano Hagaley

    Runs seemingly the only HAM Radio station in the Eastern Hemisphere. Likes talking to Rusty.
     
  • Gary

    Gary

    Worked at Radio Shack, attended both D.A.G.O.N. meetings. Probably dead.
     
  • Hoosegow

    Hoosegow

    Seven feet tall, 400 pounds, carrying Lucas.
     
  • Jacinto

    Jacinto

    Mayor of Pizzaton. He has two sons, named Rueben and Buck, because you demanded names for them.
     
  • Ken

    Ken

    Still runs Gryfalia's Aerie. Still mad at Rich about those Magic cards.
     
  • Ogre

    Ogre

    Once dear friend Ogre, now seemingly not at all dear friend Ogre.
     
  • Pizza Dave

    Pizza Dave

    Pizza Dave likes standing in front of the party in line for pizza. He also now knows the secrets of purifying water.
     
  • Quarex

    Quarex

    Quarex as he would have appeared if all of these things had happened.
     
  • The Professor

    The Professor

    Dead.